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[align=left]An older Arabic gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me .. your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed[/center]?
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