(Shabwah Son) English, children and funny questions
[align=left] Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Enas, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
Enas : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher : Now, Khaled, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
EATING?
Khaled : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good ****.
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Teacher : Osama, your composition on "My Cat" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Osama : No, teacher, it's the same cat!;
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Teacher : Nawal, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Nawal : A teacher.
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Teacher : Rawan, go to the map and find North America.
Rawan : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class : Rawan!
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Teacher : Why are you late, Ali?
Ali : Because of the sign.
Teacher : What sign?
Ali : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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Teacher : Ibrahim, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Ibrahim : You told me to do it without using tables!
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Teacher : Saleh, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Saleh : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
Teacher : No, that's wrong
Saleh : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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Teacher : Abeer, what is the chemical formula for water?
Abeer : H I J K L M N O!!
Teacher : What are you talking about?
Abeer : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Teacher : Miriam, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
Miriam : Me!
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Teacher : Abdullah, why do you always get so dirty?
Abdullah : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher : Selma, give me a sentence starting with "I."
Selma : I is...
Teacher : No, Selma..... Always say, "I am."
Selma : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
Waleed : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." [/center] __________________________________________________ _________
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